Get ready for lift-off with this week’s episode, in which Sean relays a terrible flying experience: being subjected to riding in coach, avoiding a sleeping Asian woman’s sexual advances and still managing to stop a hijacking by signing the hijackers autograph..

Bill contemplates the oil spill in the gulf, the immigration controversy in Arizona and a dragon’s right to vote in “Dragons Don’t Vote”

Bust your gallbladder open and let the laughs pour out as Sean and Bill talk about Sandra Bullock’s new baby and Jesse James’ Nazi image rehabilitation efforts in “Neo-Nazi Bullocks”

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Digest some gossip juice this week in a world-shattering new Sean and Bill Show.

Sean Connery sings some lady Gaga and speculates on the existence of a Lord Gaga. Bill envies the sex-life of a man who married and stays faithful to a pillow, but Jesse James cheats all over town on Sandra Bullock in ” The Fornication of Jesse James”

SPOILER ALERT: Ricky Martin is gay. Did Britney Spears turn him so after re-orienting Justin Timberlake?

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Revel with joy as Sean “Santa” Connery and Bill discuss cannibalistic elves, Scottish zombies and edible Avatar Na'vi.

Would Santa Clause eat Survivor’s Boston Rob in this fall’s new Survivor Heroes vs. Villains “North Pole”? Who on a Golden Globe? Who will win the late night wars over The Tonight Show. Bill reviews James Cameron's Avatar. Cringe at Sean’s racist rants about Robo people after presenting an award at the 2nd annual Shoddy Award on the Shoddy Radio Podcast.

Episode 015: Survivor North Pole

Playlist: Survivor North Pole | Best Award Show, Goes to…

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Celebrate the yuletide with Sean, Bill and “nail polish” egg nog.

Join Sean and Bill in " Secret Service Santa" as they exchange Christmas gifts in a secret Santa exchange involving gag gifts and custom carols like "Little Bagpipe Boy" and "The 12 Days of Shooting". What goes through David Letterman and Tiger Wood's cheating mind? Learn from the founding father of philandering, Bill Clinton in " Tiger's Roaming Wood".

Episode 014: Tiger's Roaming Wood

Playlist: Secret Service Santa | Tiger's Roaming Wood

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Download the long-awaited unlucky 13th episode of The Sean and The Bill Show!

Rabble rouse with Sean and Bill as they start an on air beef with the afternoon deejay over the validity of his radio magic act. Learn social protocols on how to let someone else shine at let’s say The MTV Video Music Awards…with Kanye West, or Joe Wilson and Congress.

And, check out the latest Hollywood buzz straight from Sean’s dirty hollywood underbelly as they discuss the Jay Leno Show, and Tyler Perry’s Last Crusade.

Episode 013: Antisocial Protocols

Playlist: The Radio Magician | Antisocial Protocols | Sean Connery’s Hollywood Minute

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Double check your prescriptions this week because Sean and Bill will leave you with more side-effects than just laughter, nausea, and headless body syndrome.

Sean Jams out to this summer’s blockbuster hit Boom Boom Pow by the Black Eyed Peas and quells a nasty hangnail rumor making it difficult to date, while Bill ponders the health care bills being proposed by congress in ” The Scotsman’s Hangnail”

Old people beware, considering the outcry from republicans in the town hall meetings, their days are more numbered than they thought. Will Sean and Bill come up with a way to pass a good health care bill through to the president in “Death Panel Game Show”

Episode 012: Death Panel Game Show

Playlist: The Scotsman’s Hangnail | Death Panel Game Show

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Pry open your ears for this weeks episode featuring nobel prize winning one-time wunderkind filmmaker, Al Gore. Set your dial to KSTD as we discus everything from the passing of Michael Jackson and Walter Cronkite to Sonya Sotomayor and Al Franken joining the democrats.

Sean and Al go at it over Dungeons and Dragons and the long awaited return of former president Bill Clinton from his sojourn into the afterlife and/or Haiti. Special bonus unheard controversial archived interview with the king of pop himself.

Episode 011: Al Gore's Celebrity Seance

Playlist: Al Gore's Celebrity Seance | Hollywood Afterlife Party | Michael Jackson's Monkey Confession

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Tired of all your favorite stars dying? Get spiritual in this week’s episode “A $hithouse Divided”

The FCC sends a new producer to monitor obscenities. Bill is possessed by a familiar spirit as Sean Connery slips further into delusion in the thrilling 2-part conclusion “Jumping the Ghost Shark Part 2″. The tension is palpable as Sean and “Possessed Bill” quarrel and squash beef the Scottish way in ” A $hithouse Divided”.

Will Sean ever get his friend Bill Clinton back? Will The Sean and Bill Show ever be the same?

Download Episode 010: A $hithouse Divided

Playlist: Jumping The Ghost Shark Part 2 | A $hithouse Divided

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Revel in the fascinating world of reality television in “Rod Blagoya’s Bitch” as Sean and Bill discuss I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!, an NBC show where stars; Sanjaya Malakar, Janice Dickinson, Heidi & Spencer Pratt and Rod Blagoyavich’s wife fight for food in the jungle but usually end up eating rice, beans and bull penis.

Listen as we jump the shark, take its hide and jump rope with it in “Jumping The Ghost Shark Part l” as Bill googles exorcism rites to evict Sean’s schizophrenic alter-ego, Tom Connery.

Playlist: Rod Blagoya’s Bitch | Jumping The Ghost Shark Part I

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Tickle your ear-vaginas this week in " Auto-Erotic Stigmas".

Bill's BBQ Restaurant grand opening sees Sean bomb his first attempt at stand-up comedy, cause a riot, a food fight and a 450 million dollar tab. The duo discuss the untimely death of David Carradine, and the news that it wasn't a suicide leads to wild and unsubstantiated speculation.

Episode 008: Auto-Erotic Stigmas
Playlist: Bubbas BBQ Riot | Auto-Erotic Stigmas

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