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Bill had a nightmare about sex with Hill... I mean a piranha. Poverty and technology finally meet as Nadya Suleman campaigns to play the villain in the new Spiderman movie in this week's episode entitled " Doctor Octomom".

Sean talks about how 3D TV confuses him into thinking someone is breaking into his living room. Bill questions Sean on the differences between acting in 2D and 3D. Abercrombie & Fitch offers Mike "The Situation" from Jersey Shore a substantial amount of money to wear some other brand in "The Abercrobie Situation".

Episode 026: Doctor Octomom

Playlist: Doctor Octomom | The Abercrombie Situation

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Sean and Bill are back so pack up your summer trunks and put on your adult diapers cause this week's show is a pisser!

Ashton Kutcher takes over on Two and a Half Men, Chaz Bono's chesty landscape has changed and Charlie Sheen is being roasted by Comedy Central but who will have the last laugh when Charlie's body is found in a pool of his own sperm in "Coke Roasted Sheen"

Bill praises an American hero, the hacker who shared Scarlett Johansson's naked body with the world. Sean and Bill talk about who has the most naked pictures in their phones in "Scarlett's Hacked A$$"

Episode 026: Coke Roasted Sheen

Playlist: Coke Roasted Sheen | Scarlett's Hacked A$$

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Have sex with swiss cheese to this week's Sean and Bill where men in power do and say stupid things!

Bill interviews Sean about his barbaric wife-beating views toward marriage, the rapture and why his megalomania has kicked into a god complex in "Connery Almighty".

Maria Shriver is expected to divorce Arnold Schwarzenegger because of his secret love child. Plus, Sean and Bill don't talk about Bill's own non-existent love child in "The Governor's Love Child".

Sean and Bill celebrate Osama bin laden's death but are shocked to hear he was a pot smoking, chronic masturbator who laid around watching TV all day...Could he have been human? in "Osama's Bin Laid"

Episode 025: The Governor's Love Child

Playlist: Connery Almighty | The Governor's Love Child | Osama's Bin Laid

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Don't be a troll, brush up on your Charlie Sheen-isms & be a winner, winner, chicken-dinner!

Sean and Bill talk about snorting uncut Columbian Charlie sheen in the sixties. Sean advocates Charlie's actions by reciting some of Sheen's poetry as Bill dispels rumors that he is in The Hangover 2 with Charlie in "The Sheen and The Bill Show"

Sean and Bill talk about the tragedies in Japan and North Africa...But since Charlie Sheen equals ratings - They mostly just talk in the language of Sheen and review the qualifications needed to contain Charlie Sheen's tiger blood. Bill spills the beans about hanging out with Jaime Fox and Matthew Mcconaughey at a St. Patrick's day fund-raising party in "Bill's Begging Party"

Episode 024: The Sheen and The Bill Show

Playlist: The Sheen and The Bill Show | Bill's Begging Party

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Grow a beard and take off your skinny pants for this new episode!

Bill sends a thank you letter to Howard Stern for his kind words on Piers Morgan Tonight and they both speculate who would win in a fight Niel Connery vs. Roger Clinton? Also, Sean kidnaps Justin Bieber and tries to turn him into Charlie Sheen in "From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen"

Sean reveals his involvement in the Highlander reboot, expresses his love of Highlander 2 and the fact that he came up with the idea to hire the Twilight writer to write the reboot and Bill added the vampire babies in "Twilander ft. Vampire Babies"

Episode 023: From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen

Playlist: From Justin Bieber to Charlie Sheen | Twilander ft. Vampire Babies

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Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your v-chips!

Grow your gray matter for blue comedy as Sean and Bill talk about Keith Olbermann's move to Al Gore's Current TV and learning gospel from the preacher with tourettes in "Preaching Obscenity".

Sean and Bill plan an intervention for Al Gore because he is becoming Al Whore or Charlie Sheen lite and Bill Clinton reacts to kind words from Howard Stern on Piers Morgan Tonight in "Howard Stern Clinton Lover"

Episode 022: Preaching Obscenity

Playlist: Preaching Obscenity | Howard Stern Clinton Lover

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Put in your hearing aids and turn up the volume for another old-timey Sean and Bill show!

Sean and Bill contemplate what kind of superheros they'd be when a listener from a third world country writes an email and begs for money in "The Green Horny"

It's Bill Clinton's birthday bash and he won't eat meat but he is inviting everyone in the world (even Kim Jong Il) this august to the staples center in Los Angeles, plus Sean Connery is offered a role in Machete 2 and responds to some legal tax troubles he's having with the government of Spain in "Enemies With Benefits"

Episode 021: Enemies With Benefits

Playlist: The Green Horny | Enemies With Benefits

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Whip your hair back and forth and wash your dirty ears out with soap, so you can hear this week's Sean and Bill episode, the way it was intended.

PETA declares Bill Clinton man of the year because he decided to save his life and swear off meat in the very noble act of self preservation and a painting of a 20 year old Sean Connery in just a thong is discovered, just as the the 80 year old Sean discovers an anal fissure in "James Bond Thong Art"

Listen to this riveting interview of Captain Ozone, a real life superhero rival of Seattle's guardian, Phoenix Jones. The captain strikes fear in the hearts of criminals by sporting a black and pink death suit and an unrelenting passion - between his legs in "Superhero Pimp"

Episode 020: Superhero Pimp
Playlist: James Bond Thong Art | Superhero Pimp

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